asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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sprights:

98% of my school make me feel uncomfortable

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